But, more importantly -
Lesson #1 : Don't give a 20 month old a can of Pam and expect her NOT to spray it all over you, like a bad '90s body spray. Oh Bath & Body Freesia how I loved you.
Lesson #2: Don't go outside in 80 degree weather wearing Pam as body spray and NOT expect to be wearing a coat of flying insects, like a full on body glitter worn by the proudest big-haired gold-sparkled colorguard performer (That one was for Angie).
"Oh monsieur, how can I say this politely, your coat could use a nice shine that I can provide" |
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