(Homework time. Yes, I generously give homework time to Drew. No one likes homework more than Drew. Except maybe Emmy.)
Talking about the upcoming Christmas program at preschool:
Drew: Can you sing me a song, Emmy?
Emmy: (mulling it over...)
Drew: Will you please sing me the "Jesus in the Forest" song? Please?
(Drew begins to sing) Jesus was walking in the forest, looking for a snack and then he met a bear - rarr rarr rarr!
Emmy: Umm...Daddy, I don't think the song goes the way you think it goes.