Last night as we are getting the girls ready for bed...
Drew: So...you didn't notice anything?
Me: Notice anything about what? The girls? Which one?
Drew: (gesturing towards himself, eyebrows raised in sort of a "duh" expression)
Me: Notice something about you? What am I noticing?
Drew: Seriously?
Me: Seriously? I don't know what you're talking about.
Drew: You seriously don't notice anything?
Me: (looking head to toe) umm...no new clothes, no haircut, uhh...did something happen to your glasses?
Drew: Seriously? What would have happened to my glasses? You don't see anything different?
Me: Uhhh....no....(feeling kinda guilty now)?
Drew: Do you want me to just tell you?
Me: Yes! For the love of all that is good, just TELL ME!!
Drew: I shaved an inch off of my sideburns this morning! Don't I look more clean-cut?
Me: Seriously?
Drew: No one at work noticed either.
Me: Seriously? I've gotten 5 inches cut off my hair before and you haven't noticed.
Drew: I can't believe you didn't notice.
I think she is a bit concerned. She went out and got me a body wash with pheromones in it. Although there is so much other good to look at, it can be distracting. On the down side, with less sideburns, I can more clearly see the hair trying to sprout from actually inside my ear.
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