Just in case you need a reference point during your next jungle hunt for the species "whineus fakeous", also found under "tantrumous nonstoppedous". This is what one looks like. To tell it apart from a similar species of "cryingous forrealeous", please note the dry eyes and that there is no reddening of the facial skin - a dead give away for all members of the "fakeous" family. It is difficult to miss, even if hiding in the wild as it usually emits a noise similar to this "eeehhh heh heh heh". This species also tends to do a stomping of the feet, flailing of the arms ritual which most people find to be quite comical and not frightening at all, unless your hunt takes you to the jungles of Kroger and then it can be a bit embarrassing. I have found it easiest to wait out this 2 minute show of aggession at which point you can easily capture your prey. If you choose to capture it during said ritual I highly recommend arming yourself with a lollipop, as this tends to distract this species from the impending capture. Good luck, and wear a helmet.
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