Most mornings she puts on a record after breakfast
to jam her way into the new day.
It's always Aerosmith.
Her unrelenting love of 70s rock,
combined with her devotion
to Rainbow Dash and magical flying ponies of all kinds,
(see above favorite shirt)
is just about as perfect a pairing as you could ask for.
I dare you to find yourself a better Rosa.
Can't be done.